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Sean2K Joined: 4/28/2004 Quote: Kydjibomalistic!	RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I have like 50 unread books	7/18/2011 11:37:12 AM
	Quoting evileskimocal:He logged on yesterday, so it seems likely that he's still alive. I logged on too yesterday if ya know whut I mean? ;)


J-n-L Joined: 4/17/2003 Quote: "To talent and illusion; to Rosie, to all we love" -Water For Elephants "I pretty much just listen in order to know when I can jump in with my own stuff to say" -BonAFidE	RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I have like 50 unread books	7/18/2011 3:42:22 PM
	RANDOM ATTENTIONWHORE POST eMmies: Biggest Troll '06, '08, '09, '10 Funniest Member '10 Best taste '06 Most likely to be banned by next eMmies '08 '10 Most likely to hijack an airplane '08 '09 Quote of the year '08 Best sig '09 Best thread derailer '09 '10 Best Thread Creator '09 Most likely to bribe Elfie for extra votes '09 '10 Most shocking posts '09


CmdrZippo Joined: 6/14/2002 Quote: "What do post counts have to do with anything?"-Axel "Well, obviously they have to do with how cool you are."-61cygni I didn't mean to ignore the validity of your main point, (that is a lie; I totally meant to ignore the validity of your main point) - Elfie	Random Comment	7/18/2011 5:09:00 PM
	Quoting evileskimocal:He logged on yesterday, so it seems likely that he's still alive. Alive and living life says my sources.


Cry_Havoc Joined: 5/15/2003 Quote: "I suppose this is where I confess that I've always loved you! But I don't. I really, really don't!" "modern. the format where you are not allowed to play spells." - Fire Moth "Bow before Todd!" "I think if you're going to kill somebody, kill them! Don't stand around talking about it!"	RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I have like 50 unread books	7/19/2011 12:37:07 AM
	Quoting J-n-L: RANDOM ATTENTIONWHORE POST You really did have a deprived childhood didn't you J-n-L. “Counterspell Buy = stuff any deck/combo up. Force of Will Buy = stuff any deck/combo up with the added bonus of yelling out "surprise"! Remember, nothing in magic is unbeatable.” Please post your Synergies here: The Synergy Page Thank you. (\__/) ( o.O) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into (")_(") your signature, to help him gain World Domination.


CmdrZippo Joined: 6/14/2002 Quote: "What do post counts have to do with anything?"-Axel "Well, obviously they have to do with how cool you are."-61cygni I didn't mean to ignore the validity of your main point, (that is a lie; I totally meant to ignore the validity of your main point) - Elfie	But not in a gay way. Not that there's anything wrong with that.	7/19/2011 3:35:24 AM
	Quoting J-n-L: RANDOM ATTENTIONWHORE POST


J-n-L Joined: 4/17/2003 Quote: "To talent and illusion; to Rosie, to all we love" -Water For Elephants "I pretty much just listen in order to know when I can jump in with my own stuff to say" -BonAFidE	RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I have like 50 unread books	7/19/2011 2:11:07 PM
	Quoting Cry_Havoc: You really did have a deprived childhood didn't you J-n-L. your name is the same as a MTG character, you have a MTG card as a sig and there's a bunny made of computer symbols under it. I had a deprived childhood, you were deprived of air when you were born. eMmies: Biggest Troll '06, '08, '09, '10 Funniest Member '10 Best taste '06 Most likely to be banned by next eMmies '08 '10 Most likely to hijack an airplane '08 '09 Quote of the year '08 Best sig '09 Best thread derailer '09 '10 Best Thread Creator '09 Most likely to bribe Elfie for extra votes '09 '10 Most shocking posts '09


BonAFidE Joined: 4/14/2008 Quote: "I've made my point." "and what point is that exactly?" "I didn't say I made it good."	RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I have like 50 unread books	7/19/2011 3:32:10 PM
	Quoting J-n-L: your name is the same as a MTG character, you have a MTG card as a sig and there's a bunny made of computer symbols under it. I had a deprived childhood, you were deprived of air when you were born. Not to be a d or anything, but cry havoc is a middle age saying made famous by Shakespeare.


Cry_Havoc Joined: 5/15/2003 Quote: "I suppose this is where I confess that I've always loved you! But I don't. I really, really don't!" "modern. the format where you are not allowed to play spells." - Fire Moth "Bow before Todd!" "I think if you're going to kill somebody, kill them! Don't stand around talking about it!"	RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I have like 50 unread books	7/19/2011 10:15:35 PM
	Quoting J-n-L: your name is the same as a MTG character, you have a MTG card as a sig and there's a bunny made of computer symbols under it. I had a deprived childhood, you were deprived of air when you were born. Yeah, I'm not aware of any magic characters called "Cry Havoc"! I called myself Cry Havoc in relation to the saying "cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war!". From Shakespeare's play Julius Caesar. You uneducated swine! As for the air bit, I don't need air to survive. I live off the knowledge that my brain has is far superior to yours. “Counterspell Buy = stuff any deck/combo up. Force of Will Buy = stuff any deck/combo up with the added bonus of yelling out "surprise"! Remember, nothing in magic is unbeatable.” Please post your Synergies here: The Synergy Page Thank you. (\__/) ( o.O) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into (")_(") your signature, to help him gain World Domination.


J-n-L Joined: 4/17/2003 Quote: "To talent and illusion; to Rosie, to all we love" -Water For Elephants "I pretty much just listen in order to know when I can jump in with my own stuff to say" -BonAFidE	RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I have like 50 unread books	7/20/2011 12:43:30 PM
	He saw it in a card and looked it up, end of story. When I was your age, n00bs didn't talk back to senior gold vip members. eMmies: Biggest Troll '06, '08, '09, '10 Funniest Member '10 Best taste '06 Most likely to be banned by next eMmies '08 '10 Most likely to hijack an airplane '08 '09 Quote of the year '08 Best sig '09 Best thread derailer '09 '10 Best Thread Creator '09 Most likely to bribe Elfie for extra votes '09 '10 Most shocking posts '09


Cry_Havoc Joined: 5/15/2003 Quote: "I suppose this is where I confess that I've always loved you! But I don't. I really, really don't!" "modern. the format where you are not allowed to play spells." - Fire Moth "Bow before Todd!" "I think if you're going to kill somebody, kill them! Don't stand around talking about it!"	RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I have like 50 unread books	7/22/2011 12:28:31 AM
	Quoting J-n-L: He saw it in a card and looked it up, end of story. No, as I don't believe there is a card called "Cry Havoc." Quoting J-n-L:When I was your age, n00bs didn't talk back to senior gold vip members. Noob? You 28 days longer membership then me and that is all ass wipe! “Counterspell Buy = stuff any deck/combo up. Force of Will Buy = stuff any deck/combo up with the added bonus of yelling out "surprise"! Remember, nothing in magic is unbeatable.” Please post your Synergies here: The Synergy Page Thank you. (\__/) ( o.O) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into (")_(") your signature, to help him gain World Domination.


J-n-L Joined: 4/17/2003 Quote: "To talent and illusion; to Rosie, to all we love" -Water For Elephants "I pretty much just listen in order to know when I can jump in with my own stuff to say" -BonAFidE	RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I have like 50 unread books	7/22/2011 1:21:21 PM
	n00bness is not measured in antiquity but in YOU HAVE A STUPID FACE-ness. And you win that one. eMmies: Biggest Troll '06, '08, '09, '10 Funniest Member '10 Best taste '06 Most likely to be banned by next eMmies '08 '10 Most likely to hijack an airplane '08 '09 Quote of the year '08 Best sig '09 Best thread derailer '09 '10 Best Thread Creator '09 Most likely to bribe Elfie for extra votes '09 '10 Most shocking posts '09


CmdrZippo Joined: 6/14/2002 Quote: "What do post counts have to do with anything?"-Axel "Well, obviously they have to do with how cool you are."-61cygni I didn't mean to ignore the validity of your main point, (that is a lie; I totally meant to ignore the validity of your main point) - Elfie	RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I have like 50 unread books	7/22/2011 8:47:11 PM
	Quoting J-n-L:n00bness is not measured in antiquity but in YOU HAVE A STUPID FACE-ness. And you win that one. I was going to say if join date mattered you're all n00bs to me, except for Badger who wont leave and make me king old fart of the forum. I however am certainly not the most elite, so by sound logic, age doesn't matter. I agree with the STUPID FACE-ness metric.


evileskimocal Joined: 4/13/2004 Quote: "When Marge isn't happy, I'm not happy. And when I'm not happy, Moe's very happy. But for once, this isn't about Moe." "That's it, mister- I am disgruntled. And up until now, I was relatively gruntled." "Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos."	RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I have like 50 unread books	7/22/2011 8:49:23 PM
	The only criterion for determining one's noobness is the number of icons next to one's name. Noobness is inversely proportional to the number of icons. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Magic Rules Advisor AIM: clanlsg 2010 eMmies: Nicest Member 2009 eMmies: Most Likely to be Mod 2008 eMmies: Nicest Member, Best Sig, Funniest Member, Most Likely to be Mod <(-'.'-)> Q(-'.'-Q) <(-'.'-<) (>-'.'-)> O==(-.-Q) t(-'.'-t)


J-n-L Joined: 4/17/2003 Quote: "To talent and illusion; to Rosie, to all we love" -Water For Elephants "I pretty much just listen in order to know when I can jump in with my own stuff to say" -BonAFidE	RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I have like 50 unread books	7/22/2011 8:52:28 PM
	Your penis size is directly proportional to your post count. Every 1k posts is 1 inch. eMmies: Biggest Troll '06, '08, '09, '10 Funniest Member '10 Best taste '06 Most likely to be banned by next eMmies '08 '10 Most likely to hijack an airplane '08 '09 Quote of the year '08 Best sig '09 Best thread derailer '09 '10 Best Thread Creator '09 Most likely to bribe Elfie for extra votes '09 '10 Most shocking posts '09


evileskimocal Joined: 4/13/2004 Quote: "When Marge isn't happy, I'm not happy. And when I'm not happy, Moe's very happy. But for once, this isn't about Moe." "That's it, mister- I am disgruntled. And up until now, I was relatively gruntled." "Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos."	RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I have like 50 unread books	7/22/2011 8:59:26 PM
	That can't be right. My post count is only 7,100. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Magic Rules Advisor AIM: clanlsg 2010 eMmies: Nicest Member 2009 eMmies: Most Likely to be Mod 2008 eMmies: Nicest Member, Best Sig, Funniest Member, Most Likely to be Mod <(-'.'-)> Q(-'.'-Q) <(-'.'-<) (>-'.'-)> O==(-.-Q) t(-'.'-t)

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