The "F*ck You, Strider" Thread

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greenmaster Joined: 2/27/2003 Quote: "Yet held it more humane, more heav'nly first By winning words to conquer willing hearts, And make persuasion do the work of fear;" -Milton, Paradise Regained	RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I have like 50 unread books	7/22/2011 9:05:23 PM
	Quoting J-n-L: Your penis size is directly proportional to your post count. Every 1k posts is 1 inch. I can verify this hypothesis. - - scrutinising the steel


evileskimocal Joined: 4/13/2004 Quote: "When Marge isn't happy, I'm not happy. And when I'm not happy, Moe's very happy. But for once, this isn't about Moe." "That's it, mister- I am disgruntled. And up until now, I was relatively gruntled." "Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos."	RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I have like 50 unread books	7/22/2011 9:07:40 PM
	It hasn't been true in J-n-L's case since he reached 1000 posts. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Magic Rules Advisor AIM: clanlsg 2010 eMmies: Nicest Member 2009 eMmies: Most Likely to be Mod 2008 eMmies: Nicest Member, Best Sig, Funniest Member, Most Likely to be Mod <(-'.'-)> Q(-'.'-Q) <(-'.'-<) (>-'.'-)> O==(-.-Q) t(-'.'-t)


J-n-L Joined: 4/17/2003 Quote: "To talent and illusion; to Rosie, to all we love" -Water For Elephants "I pretty much just listen in order to know when I can jump in with my own stuff to say" -BonAFidE	RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I have like 50 unread books	7/26/2011 9:09:34 PM
	Paging Strideeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr eMmies: Biggest Troll '06, '08, '09, '10 Funniest Member '10 Best taste '06 Most likely to be banned by next eMmies '08 '10 Most likely to hijack an airplane '08 '09 Quote of the year '08 Best sig '09 Best thread derailer '09 '10 Best Thread Creator '09 Most likely to bribe Elfie for extra votes '09 '10 Most shocking posts '09


J-n-L Joined: 4/17/2003 Quote: "To talent and illusion; to Rosie, to all we love" -Water For Elephants "I pretty much just listen in order to know when I can jump in with my own stuff to say" -BonAFidE	RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: I have like 50 unread books	8/12/2011 11:47:49 AM
	paging indifferenceeeee eMmies: Biggest Troll '06, '08, '09, '10 Funniest Member '10 Best taste '06 Most likely to be banned by next eMmies '08 '10 Most likely to hijack an airplane '08 '09 Quote of the year '08 Best sig '09 Best thread derailer '09 '10 Best Thread Creator '09 Most likely to bribe Elfie for extra votes '09 '10 Most shocking posts '09


CmdrZippo Joined: 6/14/2002 Quote: "What do post counts have to do with anything?"-Axel "Well, obviously they have to do with how cool you are."-61cygni I didn't mean to ignore the validity of your main point, (that is a lie; I totally meant to ignore the validity of your main point) - Elfie	To different pastures.	8/12/2011 5:33:17 PM
	me thinks he's gone.


J-n-L Joined: 4/17/2003 Quote: "To talent and illusion; to Rosie, to all we love" -Water For Elephants "I pretty much just listen in order to know when I can jump in with my own stuff to say" -BonAFidE	RE: RE: To different pastures.	9/20/2011 7:43:44 PM
	Here's a joke: Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. LAUGH eMmies: Biggest Troll '06, '08, '09, '10 Funniest Member '10 Best taste '06 Most likely to be banned by next eMmies '08 '10 Most likely to hijack an airplane '08 '09 Quote of the year '08 Best sig '09 Best thread derailer '09 '10 Best Thread Creator '09 Most likely to bribe Elfie for extra votes '09 '10 Most shocking posts '09


Trikon Joined: 4/11/2005 Quote: [none]	RE: RE: RE: To different pastures.	9/21/2011 2:03:39 AM
	If you pull this thread up one more time, I will make a new thread that is completely dumb and pointless and I will probably be the only poster in it, yet I will continue to necro it.


Cry_Havoc Joined: 5/15/2003 Quote: "I suppose this is where I confess that I've always loved you! But I don't. I really, really don't!" "modern. the format where you are not allowed to play spells." - Fire Moth "Bow before Todd!" "I think if you're going to kill somebody, kill them! Don't stand around talking about it!"	RE: RE: RE: RE: To different pastures.	9/21/2011 3:00:17 AM
	Quoting Trikon:If you pull this thread up one more time, I will make a new thread that is completely dumb and pointless and I will probably be the only poster in it, yet I will continue to necro it. You have already done this: Why are you awake?. Make a new and better threat. “Counterspell Buy = stuff any deck/combo up. Force of Will Buy = stuff any deck/combo up with the added bonus of yelling out "surprise"! Remember, nothing in magic is unbeatable.” Please post your Synergies here: The Synergy Page Thank you. (\__/) ( o.O) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into (")_(") your signature, to help him gain World Domination.


J-n-L Joined: 4/17/2003 Quote: "To talent and illusion; to Rosie, to all we love" -Water For Elephants "I pretty much just listen in order to know when I can jump in with my own stuff to say" -BonAFidE	RE: RE: RE: RE: To different pastures.	9/22/2011 9:21:04 PM
	Quoting Trikon:If you pull this thread up one more time, I will make a new thread that is completely dumb and pointless and I will probably be the only poster in it, yet I will continue to necro it. suck on my scrotum, you one-eyed wench eMmies: Biggest Troll '06, '08, '09, '10 Funniest Member '10 Best taste '06 Most likely to be banned by next eMmies '08 '10 Most likely to hijack an airplane '08 '09 Quote of the year '08 Best sig '09 Best thread derailer '09 '10 Best Thread Creator '09 Most likely to bribe Elfie for extra votes '09 '10 Most shocking posts '09


J-n-L Joined: 4/17/2003 Quote: "To talent and illusion; to Rosie, to all we love" -Water For Elephants "I pretty much just listen in order to know when I can jump in with my own stuff to say" -BonAFidE	RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: To different pastures.	10/21/2011 5:04:41 AM
	aaaand bump. eMmies: Biggest Troll '06, '08, '09, '10 Funniest Member '10 Best taste '06 Most likely to be banned by next eMmies '08 '10 Most likely to hijack an airplane '08 '09 Quote of the year '08 Best sig '09 Best thread derailer '09 '10 Best Thread Creator '09 Most likely to bribe Elfie for extra votes '09 '10 Most shocking posts '09


greenmaster Joined: 2/27/2003 Quote: "Yet held it more humane, more heav'nly first By winning words to conquer willing hearts, And make persuasion do the work of fear;" -Milton, Paradise Regained	RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: To different pastures.	1/12/2012 11:05:26 PM
	I miss Strider. - - scrutinising the steel


J-n-L Joined: 4/17/2003 Quote: "To talent and illusion; to Rosie, to all we love" -Water For Elephants "I pretty much just listen in order to know when I can jump in with my own stuff to say" -BonAFidE	RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: To different pastures.	4/13/2012 2:10:15 PM
	Where is Strider? eMmies: Biggest Troll '06, '08, '09, '10 Funniest Member '10 Best taste '06 Most likely to be banned by next eMmies '08 '10 Most likely to hijack an airplane '08 '09 Quote of the year '08 Best sig '09 Best thread derailer '09 '10 Best Thread Creator '09 Most likely to bribe Elfie for extra votes '09 '10 Most shocking posts '09


evileskimocal Joined: 4/13/2004 Quote: "When Marge isn't happy, I'm not happy. And when I'm not happy, Moe's very happy. But for once, this isn't about Moe." "That's it, mister- I am disgruntled. And up until now, I was relatively gruntled." "Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos."	RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: To different pastures.	4/13/2012 6:26:33 PM
	He probably got lost in the mines of Moria. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Magic Rules Advisor AIM: clanlsg 2010 eMmies: Nicest Member 2009 eMmies: Most Likely to be Mod 2008 eMmies: Nicest Member, Best Sig, Funniest Member, Most Likely to be Mod <(-'.'-)> Q(-'.'-Q) <(-'.'-<) (>-'.'-)> O==(-.-Q) t(-'.'-t)


SkankingAsianBadger Joined: 11/20/2001 Quote: AIM: crestfallenLyric Facebook: Kevin Chou, UMDNJ - go friend me! greenmaster086: I control Somalia from my bedroom greenmaster086: It's easy. I have a big red button labelled 'STARVE F*CKERS STARVE'	RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: To different pastures.	5/15/2012 11:16:32 PM
	I missed the whole Strider leaving thing. Apparently he told some people why and not others?


J-n-L Joined: 4/17/2003 Quote: "To talent and illusion; to Rosie, to all we love" -Water For Elephants "I pretty much just listen in order to know when I can jump in with my own stuff to say" -BonAFidE	RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: To different pastures.	5/18/2012 2:56:56 PM
	he told me it was because he had AIDS eMmies: Biggest Troll '06, '08, '09, '10 Funniest Member '10 Best taste '06 Most likely to be banned by next eMmies '08 '10 Most likely to hijack an airplane '08 '09 Quote of the year '08 Best sig '09 Best thread derailer '09 '10 Best Thread Creator '09 Most likely to bribe Elfie for extra votes '09 '10 Most shocking posts '09

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