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Sean2K

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RE: The two I expect are are ugly and hot 12/12/2010 12:14:40 PM

Personally I like Gourp G the most, but why do they have to be only semi goth?

 

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Æther Tech

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RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Oh wait, I'm an idiot. Or a freak. 12/12/2010 2:02:13 PM

Quoting Angelofmusic54:
Quoting Æther Tech:Group A girls: Yack yack yack; date douchebags.
Group B girls: Timid, shy, don't date.
Group C girls: Middle of the pack; know when to act and talk and when not to.
Group D girls: Blondes; most are also in group A.
Group E girls: "extra fantastic tits"
Group F girls: fuck; sex; etc..
Gourp G girls: hot and sexy semi-goth; but no emo; and in good, tight shape.
Group H girls: H = Hell; spewing from their mouth and eyes every time they look at you.


Wow, that is just wow....who knew someone actually thinks you can just group girls in only 8 divisions??? I think there are way more than that, haha.


Naa, it goes all the way to Z and then does a 1-25 loop too.
I was just to lazy to remember and type it all.
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SkankingAsianBadger

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RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Oh wait, I'm an idiot. Or a freak. 12/12/2010 6:30:42 PM

My ladyfriend fits into, like, 3 of those categories.




 

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Strider

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Happy Random Comment 12/12/2010 11:25:37 PM

Quoting SkankingAsianBadger:My ladyfriend fits into, like, 3 of those categories.


G, E, and B?

Badger, remember when your 'weapons of mass destruction' joke-sig was actually relevant? Not a flame, just being wistful...

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RE: Random Comment 12/13/2010 2:18:54 AM



awwww Strider's getting all sentimental. Cry me a river, justin fucking timberlake




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SkankingAsianBadger

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RE: Random Comment 12/13/2010 2:20:44 AM

Quoting Strider:

G, E, and B?

Badger, remember when your 'weapons of mass destruction' joke-sig was actually relevant? Not a flame, just being wistful...


Close, G, E, and C.

Haha, and yes, I do remember that time when it was a big fad. I don't even have the email address that I assigned to it. It was fun while it lasted, but I keep it around just 'cause =D.






 

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nolongerCS22

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RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Oh wait, I'm an idiot. Or a freak. 12/13/2010 12:46:43 PM

Quoting Æther Tech:

Naa, it goes all the way to Z and then does a 1-25 loop too.
I was just to lazy to remember and type it all.


Oh ok, that's better. I was about to say...

 

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Rebel7284
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so mono is a girl.Girls slap.
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Happy RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Oh wait, I'm an idiot. Or a freak. 12/13/2010 1:09:07 PM

Quoting Angelofmusic54:Yo hablo español, y mi novio es Colombiano. Yo te entiendo.


From personal observation, Colombian men tend to be really hot.


 

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Rebel7284
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Quote: Yeah, i'm better than him at spelling :) ~dragonlair

so mono is a girl.Girls slap.
hehe mono a girly girl. ~dragonlair

The Lord works in mysterious ways, and is a svg virus writer. ~greenmaster

Has anyone ever told you that you sound like a fortune cookie? ~MagDragon89

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Happy RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Oh wait, I'm an idiot. Or a freak. 12/13/2010 1:51:19 PM

Quoting phyxiusanimus:Realistically, you can group anything into any number of divisions. Qualifying or quantifying anything into groups is relative to the priorities of the person doing the "grouping."

For me, all men and women can be grouped into two divisions.

{1}Intelligent
{2}Other

…there are sub-divisions from there, but that's the most important step.


How do you gauge intelligence?


 

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nolongerCS22

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RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Oh wait, I'm an idiot. Or a freak. 12/13/2010 3:32:50 PM

Quoting Angelofmusic54:Yo hablo español, y mi novio es Colombiano. Yo te entiendo.


Quoting Rebel7284:From personal observation, Colombian men tend to be really hot.


Yeah, he's gorgeous. We are both still working on the physical though. We both have a bit of work to do, but doing it together makes it a lot easier.

 

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Rebel7284
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Quote: Yeah, i'm better than him at spelling :) ~dragonlair

so mono is a girl.Girls slap.
hehe mono a girly girl. ~dragonlair

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Has anyone ever told you that you sound like a fortune cookie? ~MagDragon89

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Happy RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Oh wait, I'm an idiot. Or a freak. 12/13/2010 5:36:52 PM

Quoting Angelofmusic54:but doing it together makes it a lot easier.


This is my excuse for not joining a gym yet. Because doing it alone is boring. Although, I guess I can always befriend people there and no longer end up doing it alone. Hmmm.


 

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CmdrZippo

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It's a masturbation joke. 12/13/2010 6:25:58 PM

I do it alone pretty much every day.

Oh wait, we're talking about excercise. I do that a few times a week... still alone.

 

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nolongerCS22

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RE: RE: It's a masturbation joke. 12/14/2010 12:14:30 AM

Quoting phyxiusanimus:

Since when are these two different things?


Good point....I do both at least 3 times a week if not more, so.....

 

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BonAFidE

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RE: RE: It's a masturbation joke. 12/14/2010 3:24:42 PM

Quoting phyxiusanimus:
Quoting CmdrZippo:I do it alone pretty much every day.

Oh wait, we're talking about excercise. I do that a few times a week... still alone.


Since when are these two different things?


IDK about your methods of self-service, but mine don't require a warm-up period before starting and a half-hour of increased cardio levels to get the desired result.

Quoting Angelofmusic54:
Good point....I do both at least 3 times a week if not more, so.....


But do you do it alone, that is the question.

 

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CmdrZippo

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RE: RE: RE: It's a masturbation joke. 12/15/2010 6:03:09 PM

Quoting BonAFidE:IDK about your methods of self-service, but mine don't require a warm-up period before starting and a half-hour of increased cardio levels to get the desired result.


I never warm up in either activity. My heart is a Ferrari, it can go from resting to cardio in 3 seconds. Interstingly enough, my heart is also part abrams tank because its a beast, and part teddy bear because it's soft and cuddly.


 

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