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Heretic

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RE: Some men are in theory, pretty hot. 11/18/2010 4:03:04 PM

You could always try meeting someone via a friend. Or go to a party.

Quoting Packaged Strider Response: Party? You mean those mindless superficial cesspools of fake society? Those herd mentality congregations of thoughtless intoxication? No Thanks. There not original enough for me. Not good enough. Just a bunch of sheep.


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Bug Hunter

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RE: RE: Some men are in theory, pretty hot. 11/18/2010 4:58:14 PM

Just go to a bar and look for the girls who appear to be the drunkest out of the bunch, walk up to them and offer them a drink. If the drink works then move onto phase 2, tell them you've just been hired by the girls gone wild crew and was wondering if they'd like to be in a movie, but it's not called girls gone wild... more like Girls going down on Zippo. That outta work?

 

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BonAFidE

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"and what point is that exactly?"
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RE: RE: Some men are in theory, pretty hot. 11/18/2010 5:23:58 PM

Quoting Heretic:
Quoting Packaged Strider Response: Party? You mean those mindless superficial cesspools of fake society? Those herd mentality congregations of thoughtless intoxication? No Thanks. There not original enough for me. Not good enough. Just a bunch of sheep.


Thank you Heretic, I haven't laughed like that in a week!

 

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CmdrZippo

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This is actually kind of funny. I'm really not this emo... maybe half this emo. 11/18/2010 5:30:21 PM

Unfortunately I don't drink. It's bad for my health. I'll be alone forever... *sad face*

Plus lawl at Heretic's post.

 

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smudge
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RE: Some men are in theory, pretty hot. 11/18/2010 5:48:48 PM

Quoting CmdrZippo:...and have been considering the latter.

You'll meet a surprising amount of women this way. Just gotta trust me on this one...

 

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RE: RE: Some men are in theory, pretty hot. 11/18/2010 6:28:15 PM

Quoting Heretic:
Quoting Packaged Strider Response: Party? You mean those mindless superficial cesspools of fake society? Those herd mentality congregations of thoughtless intoxication? No Thanks. There not original enough for me. Not good enough. Just a bunch of sheep.


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RE: RE: RE: Some men are in theory, pretty hot. 11/18/2010 6:34:49 PM

Zippo keep in mind that you don't have to drink in order to pick up drunk chicks... their mind is altered to the point where the only thing interesting on you is that python that hasn't seen any G spots for a while now.

 

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Strider

Joined: 11/20/2002

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Happy Random Comment 11/18/2010 6:40:09 PM

Quoting Heretic:
Packaged Strider Response: Party? You mean those mindless superficial cesspools of fake society? Those herd mentality congregations of thoughtless intoxication? No Thanks. There not original enough for me. Not good enough. Just a bunch of sheep.


Yeah, we get it. You don't like me. But there's no way that's a broken record, right?

I admit it, I'm a failure and a terrible person because I am no way, shape, or form like you, the ideal human being that I should be striving to emulate. I'll PM you my address, you can send me a gun, and I'll kill myself to avoid any further embarrassment on my part.

Quoting Jmh:Zippo keep in mind that you don't have to drink in order to pick up drunk chicks... their mind is altered to the point where the only thing interesting on you is that python that hasn't seen any G spots for a while now.


Wait, are you REALLY saying you think it's acceptable for sober men to pick up drunk women? Really?

Really?

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RE: Random Comment 11/18/2010 6:44:29 PM

Quoting Strider:
Wait, are you REALLY saying you think it's acceptable for sober men to pick up drunk women? Really?

Really?


Yes what's your point?

 

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smudge
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RE: RE: Random Comment 11/18/2010 6:52:28 PM

Nice guys finish last...

 

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RE: RE: RE: Random Comment 11/18/2010 6:55:49 PM

Quoting Ghost of Smudge:Nice guys finish last...



This which is why Strider is all back of the bus when it comes to motor boating a woman's big beautiful breasts, who happens to be a little drunk.

 

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smudge
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RE: RE: RE: RE: Random Comment 11/18/2010 6:57:31 PM

I mean, gals like courteous dudes who'll listen, but you also wanna project yourself as a sexual being...show a bit of masculinity. You wanna take her out to a nice dinner and maybe a walk in the park, but you also wanna give her hints that after that walk in the park, you're willin' to bang her behind the jungle gym.

 

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RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Random Comment 11/18/2010 7:08:36 PM

Quoting Ghost of Smudge:I mean, gals like courteous dudes who'll listen, but you also wanna project yourself as a sexual being...show a bit of masculinity. You wanna take her out to a nice dinner and maybe a walk in the park, but you also wanna give her hints that after that walk in the park, you're willin' to bang her behind the jungle gym.


I can't deny this but still drunk chicks are an easy lay.

 

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smudge
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RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Random Comment 11/18/2010 7:13:04 PM

Quoting Jmh:I can't deny this but still drunk chicks are an easy lay.

They are. I had a gal who really liked me my sophomore year of college come up to my room during a party at our house (I wasn't drinking 'cause I was studying for a test) and said she was horny. I felt bad 'cause I was sober, so I just took seven or eight shots of Jack at one time and the rest took care of itself. If you feel bad that you're sober and the chick is drunk, just get drunk fast. It's a pretty simple solution (doesn't apply in CZippo's case though 'cause alcohol is bad for him).

 

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RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Random Comment 11/18/2010 7:19:46 PM

Yea if you feel bad about it I'd understand, could always get stoned off weed that isn't bad for your health. Hell if you didn't wanna smoke it just use a vaporizer...

 

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