Teaching Magic to daughters

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ricomyer Joined: 6/16/2003 Quote: Wherever you go, there you are.	Teaching Magic to daughters	5/7/2012 7:46:57 PM
	So I finally introduced Magic to my 9 & 7yr old girls. I probably should have made more simple decks to start them but I didn't have really simple ones already made. But they mostly understood and enjoyed. I figure this will make them popular with the boys later on .


pazuzu Joined: 9/28/2005 Quote: Emmies Scariest member 2008, 2009, 2010 Most likely to post intoxicated 2009 Best sig 2010	RE: Teaching Magic to daughters	5/7/2012 9:38:48 PM
	my daughter is four. and i am already trying to come up with ways to make her unpopular with the boys in 10 years. ...on a side note i have a special shotgun picked out for when i meet her dates. my band here.


Æther Tech Joined: 8/28/2009 Quote: Are you sure you wan't to pump up your Thornling after I've declared my Abyssal Persecutor as a blocker?	RE: RE: Teaching Magic to daughters	5/8/2012 12:42:03 AM
	Quoting pazuzu:my daughter is four. and i am already trying to come up with ways to make her unpopular with the boys in 10 years. ...on a side note i have a special shotgun picked out for when i meet her dates. Jackhammer with frag rounds?


pazuzu Joined: 9/28/2005 Quote: Emmies Scariest member 2008, 2009, 2010 Most likely to post intoxicated 2009 Best sig 2010	RE: RE: RE: Teaching Magic to daughters	5/8/2012 12:46:13 AM
	antique 410 break action with rock salt shells. for real. my band here.


CmdrZippo Joined: 6/14/2002 Quote: "What do post counts have to do with anything?"-Axel "Well, obviously they have to do with how cool you are."-61cygni I didn't mean to ignore the validity of your main point, (that is a lie; I totally meant to ignore the validity of your main point) - Elfie	RE: RE: RE: RE: Teaching Magic to daughters	5/8/2012 12:07:55 PM
	Lawl. The best thing about being popular with boys who play magic, the boys don't know how to talk to girls or use their penis. Your daughter always wins, and stays chaste. Win-win! Unto the shotgun, engrave into the barrel: pervert destroyer and casually place it near the doorway so that the boyfriend can see it when he steps in to wait for your daughter.


This is NOT Phyx Joined: 12/15/2008 Quote: [none]	RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Teaching Magic to daughters	5/8/2012 1:09:21 PM
	My daughter is twelve now. I'm thinking about having her join a nunnery until her 18th birthday; is that still an option?


ricomyer Joined: 6/16/2003 Quote: Wherever you go, there you are.	RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Teaching Magic to daughters	5/8/2012 6:17:27 PM
	Quoting This is NOT Phyx:My daughter is twelve now. I'm thinking about having her join a nunnery until her 18th birthday; is that still an option? Don't you mean until she's 35? I'm thinking of praying that my daughters get bad acne, which magically goes away when they are of marriage age.


Æther Tech Joined: 8/28/2009 Quote: Are you sure you wan't to pump up your Thornling after I've declared my Abyssal Persecutor as a blocker?	RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Teaching Magic to daughters	5/8/2012 6:33:38 PM
	I just want my daughter to be smart, cute and a redhead, but not a blonde, anything but that. if I have a son, I want him to be smart, dark and handsome like I am, but not so much of a geek as I.


Sean2K Joined: 4/28/2004 Quote: Kydjibomalistic!	RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Teaching Magic to daughters	5/9/2012 1:10:11 AM
	Quoting CmdrZippo:Lawl. The best thing about being popular with boys who play magic, the boys don't know how to talk to girls or use their penis. I use my penis on Serra Angel Buys! ;)


Æther Tech Joined: 8/28/2009 Quote: Are you sure you wan't to pump up your Thornling after I've declared my Abyssal Persecutor as a blocker?	RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Teaching Magic to daughters	5/9/2012 2:52:45 AM
	Quoting Sean2K:[quote=CmdrZippo]Lawl. The best thing about being popular with boys who play magic, the boys don't know how to talk to girls or use their penis. I beg to differ, I know how to both use my penis, and talk to girls (not like a douchebag either) And I play Magic.


Baobab Joined: 1/23/2006 Quote: [none]	RE: Teaching Magic to daughters	5/9/2012 10:22:50 AM
	Aether, I find it funny how, on every single post, you manage to end the conversation by saying how great you are. My goal here is not to flame you or anything. I dont participate much on Em's forums but I do read most magic-related post and I find it almost comical how highly you think of yourself, not only as a magic player but as a person in general. Confidence is not a problem, but you should try modesty once in a while. What you say often doesn't make any sense, you even have a thread called "I am officially smart"...I mean, c'mon. The funniest post from you is one that says that Amaranth didn't "pilot" your "Agrotrol" deck correctly and that is why it lost to Caw-Blade, and that MTGO's shuffling system (LOL) was the reason why he couldn't make your incredible deck work (despite you playing 19 lands). Again, by no means am I saying that I'm a better magic player than you are, but by reading your comments on Em you must certainly be incredible, maybe you should go to a few GPs or something (and win them, probably). Now is the time, Avacyn Restored having just come out, since every time a card ends up being great you say after a few months that you predicted it.


CmdrZippo Joined: 6/14/2002 Quote: "What do post counts have to do with anything?"-Axel "Well, obviously they have to do with how cool you are."-61cygni I didn't mean to ignore the validity of your main point, (that is a lie; I totally meant to ignore the validity of your main point) - Elfie	RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Teaching Magic to daughters	5/9/2012 8:24:36 PM
	Quoting Æther Tech:I beg to differ, I know how to both use my penis, and talk to girls (not like a douchebag either) And I play Magic. My premise included that said magic player was still in secondary education. Also, stereotypes are always true, so if your are still in high school, you are lying.


This is NOT Phyx Joined: 12/15/2008 Quote: [none]	RE: RE: Teaching Magic to daughters	5/9/2012 8:37:32 PM
	Quoting Baobab:Aether, I find it funny how, on every single post, you manage to end the conversation by saying how great you are. My goal here is not to flame you or anything. I dont participate much on Em's forums but I do read most magic-related post and I find it almost comical how highly you think of yourself, not only as a magic player but as a person in general. Æther has a magical penis full of love blisters. If you were as awesome as he is, you'd be narcissistic too.


This is NOT Phyx Joined: 12/15/2008 Quote: [none]	RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Teaching Magic to daughters	5/9/2012 8:39:04 PM
	Quoting ricomyer:Don't you mean until she's 35? No. I meant 18. Once I have the ability to boot her ass out, I'm no longer concerned with it. I hope to raise an intelligent, right-thinking individual. If I don't, it's not my problem at that point. Quoting Æther Tech:I just want my daughter to be smart, cute and a redhead, but not a blonde, anything but that. Redheads have no souls.


Æther Tech Joined: 8/28/2009 Quote: Are you sure you wan't to pump up your Thornling after I've declared my Abyssal Persecutor as a blocker?	RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Teaching Magic to daughters	5/9/2012 9:19:28 PM
	re: Boabab Please exuse me for not quoting your actual post, I'm just to damn lazy since I have to also quote someone else in this post I am writing. Let me list the reasons I think highly of myself. Oh, because I am incredible. Also, Agrotrol worked fine when I played it against Caw-Blade, I've seen the MTGO/Cockatraice/Workstation shuffling, and it leads to many, many, instances of land-piling. But, the real reason I have an obscenely large opinion of myself? Because I can, because there is nothing you can say over the Internet to reffute it. I predicted Caw would be great when it was spoiled, and I posted so on the MOTL forum. I said the same thing about Delver. The only thing I've ever missed with a great degree of error was the 2-drop artifact re-driect creature from Scars block. I also hit that Metamorph and Phantsmal Image would be good cards and hit the $5-10 range and stick there. I correctly assumed that Illusions would, and always will suck and that people would be clamming to Ban Griselbrand from EDH even before Avacyn Restored was released. Now, lets adress one more issue: I have a giant ego, I'm a narcisist and I have a god complex. I do think I'm better then most people, and on the internet that can be exchanged with the words "all people." Comprende? re: CmdrZipppo Not lying. In college. I disobey all sterotypes expect for "I LOVE BACON" because I'm American. re: Phyx My penis isn't magical, its just above average. My fingers and tongue are magical. Yes, I take bras off with my tongue, its not as hard as other men think. --- I have no soul, I turned out fine. Ginger's don't need a soul either to have good moral and ethical values. Besides, if you want to raise an intelligent individual that can think for themselves, whats better at that then a redhead? Blond Barbie? Bookworm Brunette? Slutty Black-haired betty?

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