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Heretic Joined: 1/21/2003 Quote: Take me for one last ride I'm out of my head	Random Comment	4/1/2005 3:38:16 PM
	Shut up. Sextape////\|\|\|\|\\\\You've Seen The Butcher Rocket Skates (Director's Cut)////\|\|\|\|\\\\Diamond Eyes


withlove Joined: 7/4/2003 Quote: My Catholic School has banned those sexy plaid skirts! --Strider Now Strider has nothing to wear.... :) --AnimaStone	RE: RE: Random Comment	4/1/2005 4:07:47 PM
	its called lower case letters....you dont have to PUT IT IN CAPS LIKE THIS to prove a point, and btw, incase you havent listen to lotus vale, or whatever that cd is, i dont remember, theres a song in there aboutwhat being a good juggalo is about, but im going to be nice and tell you, its about being a good christian, lol. you may not believe me, but just do a google search or something, im sure you'll find plenty of information


kemykal Joined: 5/22/2002 Quote: [dish soap]ing from noon to noon. Sir Kemykal Knight of [dish soap] Smoker of B!tches We're too disfunctional to manage [a bachelorette party] anyway. It would turn out to be some sort of drunken orgy instead, and kemykal would end it with his catastrophy-inducing penis. -spike109u	Random Comment	4/1/2005 4:29:34 PM
	get a better taste in music before god decides to smite the stupid people of this world. oEYE SMITE U!!!


Nny Joined: 3/1/2004 Quote: let's see how you talk sh*t with my boot in your mouth. i see you have 2 faces, so i'm going to break them both	RE: Random Comment	4/1/2005 4:32:43 PM
	are we supposed to take killer_clown seriously? Dragon Stompy sig provided by wolfo sn-sheepcantsayno


Wolfo Joined: 3/22/2004 Quote: Tender of the Kitchens. "You are so getting flamed." ~Ã‚Â¡Humpus Wumpus! "eM IS my social life" ~Tetsujin "I hope boobs don't have brains in them. Then all the girls with big boobies would be smart enough to not let me touch them :(" ~duck tape m@ster	Random Comment	4/1/2005 4:41:29 PM
	hmmm i think he like wants to be modslapped or something >.> ---


Nny Joined: 3/1/2004 Quote: let's see how you talk sh*t with my boot in your mouth. i see you have 2 faces, so i'm going to break them both	RE: Random Comment	4/1/2005 5:31:25 PM
	might as well give him his wish right? Dragon Stompy sig provided by wolfo sn-sheepcantsayno


duckie Joined: 8/16/2003 Quote: Mr. Duckie, Esquire Advisor of [dish soap] Attorney at LOL "All war is based on deception." "Hold out baits to entice your enemy, then crush him." -Sun Tzu Zombie: are you heading, gay? Danaon: where dongles?	RE: Random Comment	4/1/2005 8:16:23 PM
	Quoting kemykal:get a better taste in music before god decides to smite the stupid people of this world. BANHAMMER TARGETING... TARGET LOCK FIRE?


Axel Joined: 12/15/2002 Quote: So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril Oh man, I hate it when I'm right -Weird Al Sig by Deathworks	RE: RE: Random Comment	4/1/2005 8:20:46 PM
	Quoted for stupidity.


Eroticles Joined: 12/7/2003 Quote: Some have said that Romney’s lifestyle is overly privileged, pointing to the fact that he has an elevator for his cars in the garage of his San Diego home. This is not entirely fair. Romney owns many homes without garage elevators and the cars have to take the stairs.	RE: RE: RE: Random Comment	4/2/2005 6:52:37 AM
	Dear Jesus: Please make all the Juggalos fight all the Maggots in a brawl to the death involving straight edged razors and frying pans, in which the winning side is immediately hosed with napalm and pissed upon by the rest of the known world. to be honest, slipknot isnt THE most terrible band i've ever heard. I just hate their fans. ICP, however, is the most terrible band i've ever heard


Masamune_Z Joined: 6/30/2002 Quote: "Come on out you goths, I'm gonna beat you until your blood forms puddles of depressing poetry on the sidewalk!" -Genocide Heart. "The sword is just a tool. It is the samurai's hand that delivers death." - Hand of Cruelty.	Random Comment	4/2/2005 8:16:51 AM
	Wait...aren't these guys dead or retired/washed-out yet? (Preferably dead) Well, I did like the shirts they had with their logo, hopefully it didn't say ICP anywhere on it, and hopefully no-one reconized the logo. Other than that, the rest of their stuff is garbage.


Sean2K Joined: 4/28/2004 Quote: Kydjibomalistic!	RE: RE: RE: RE: Random Comment	4/2/2005 1:19:23 PM
	Quoting Eroticles:Dear Jesus: Please make all the Juggalos fight all the Maggots in a brawl to the death involving straight edged razors and frying pans, in which the winning side is immediately hosed with napalm and pissed upon by the rest of the known world. to be honest, slipknot isnt THE most terrible band i've ever heard. I just hate their fans. ICP, however, is the most terrible band i've ever heard Did you read my fight thread? One of the fights on there is Maggots vs. Juggalos!


Chrome Angel Joined: 12/20/2002 Quote: "Clean gloves hide dirty hands." "I have found the cure for hope." "Pain is the cleanser." ~Hate~ "Nine Inch Nails sole reason for being, is so that Trent Reznor could write hurt, for Johnny Cash to do a cover of." "Do you want to be free or do you want to be right?"	RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Random Comment	4/2/2005 3:54:25 PM
	ICP!!?? Oh sh!t, people. You had to know this was coming from me. Don't tell me you didn't see this coming. You know what's really funny about the so-called "Juggalo?" 1 - That most of them seem deluded enough to think that they are part of some sort of anti-pop, anti-trend movement, without taking into consideration that: A. Many fans try to dress just like ICP... yeah, that's being original. That's not following a crowd. [/Sarcasm] B. Most of their concerts are full of people who are look alike, talk alike, and strangely enough seem to listen to a majority of the same bad music. C. Their image can be seen plastered on damn near every product you can think of - lunch boxes, hats, comic books, dollies, posters, leggos, car decals, and lots of other useless crap. They sold out their image. They are corporates whores, plain and simple. 2 - Every "Juggalo" I have ever encountered seems to put up a tough front, they like to act as if they are some kind of bad ass. They want you to think they are some kind of dangerous crazy person. But the moment you ask them to step up, the moment you call their hand, the moment you tell them to bring it... they back down fast. If you ever bother to step up in their face, they cower out of the situation by calling you names, walking away, and trying to act as if they are above beating you up, despite that they are the ones who initiated hostilities. "You ain't worth ma time, you dumb fcking b!tch ."* Heh... I loved hearing that one. Yes, I actually heard that form some ICP fan after I dared him to try to hit me. Every "Juggalo" I have ever met was a wannabe, poser, trendy, p*ssy b!tch who was trying to find self esteem and courage in a manufactured image. If a "Juggalo" really wants to surprise and shock people, they'll get a freaking education, and stop listening to bad music. [edit] Oh yeah. I'm back half a day early. I have a date tonight, but I'll update the zombie thread tomorrow. [/edit] My friend, Alan. Techno, Powernoise, Down-Tempo, Drum & Bass, and Trance afficionados... ENJOY!


duckie Joined: 8/16/2003 Quote: Mr. Duckie, Esquire Advisor of [dish soap] Attorney at LOL "All war is based on deception." "Hold out baits to entice your enemy, then crush him." -Sun Tzu Zombie: are you heading, gay? Danaon: where dongles?	Random Comment	4/2/2005 4:03:26 PM
	YUS ZOMBIE THREAD.


Eroticles Joined: 12/7/2003 Quote: Some have said that Romney’s lifestyle is overly privileged, pointing to the fact that he has an elevator for his cars in the garage of his San Diego home. This is not entirely fair. Romney owns many homes without garage elevators and the cars have to take the stairs.	RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Random Comment	4/2/2005 4:06:34 PM
	Quoting Chrome Angel: But the moment you ask them to step up, the moment you call their hand, the moment you tell them to bring it... they back down fast. If you ever bother to step up in their face, they cower out of the situation by calling you names, walking away, and trying to act as if they are above beating you up, despite that they are the ones who initiated hostilities. "You ain't worth ma time, you dumb fcking b!tch ."* that's not mutually exclusive to juggalos. but you're exactly right, they are pu55ies of the highest caliber. I wonder how 2 of them would survive a "fight" with their egos intact. "you arent worth my time, mo-mugga" "no, you arent worth MY time!" then they'd both walk away really happy with themselves.


Heretic Joined: 1/21/2003 Quote: Take me for one last ride I'm out of my head	Random Comment	4/2/2005 4:19:42 PM
	Mo-Mugga, lol Sextape////\|\|\|\|\\\\You've Seen The Butcher Rocket Skates (Director's Cut)////\|\|\|\|\\\\Diamond Eyes

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